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Being a reputable news source, we actively seek out partnerships with other businesses constantly for a mutually beneficial working relationship. Whether it is pop up ads or sponsored posts, here at The Almond we pride ourselves on our ability to give our readers the most unique news experience that we can, including how we advertise.
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